ugh I feel so fat all the time.
I’m not eating tomorrow.
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child