bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco, via cattawho)

mayne all my homies b havin relations n sex n shit and im sitting here just tryna get my foster app turned in so i can play with 10 cats

somethin wrong with that

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trashyangel:

I ALWAYS TRY AND B SUPER FUCKING POSITIVE AND ALWAYS HAPPY AND NICE BUT RN I AM FUCKING INSECURE I FEEL
DUMB I AM NOT HAPPY I AM
NOT FUCKING HAPPY

(via professional-skeleton)

100daysofpattern:

Day 54: Foxy
Can’t quit this orange ink!
brutalgeneration:

untitled by chooseanalog on Flickr.
brxkenpetal:

LOOK WHAT MY BEST FRIEND BOUGHT ME TO MAKE ME HAPPY I CANT THANK HER ENOUGH OMFG

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

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uncorpse:

darkpale/glow
cybernude:

fuckinq:

supnoah:

How To Escape The Friend Zone
How to Seduce Every Zodiac Sign
Easy Ways To Have A Great Sex Life

Those ways to have a great sex life were unbelievable! I can’t wait to test out Number 5(;  

I love this post! Honesty the how to escape the friendzone helped me out ALOT! 
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
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